It’s scares me that only 16,000 people know what this is
wtf is this some kind of choclat bar
This object has killed over 400,000 people
oh my god.
WE’RE THE OLD ONES NOW
70s Thorin and Thranduil jamming to Dancing Queen at the Middle Earth Dance Party. Dragoncon 2014
I regret nothing
Man Crush Monday: Jason Momoa
"A naked blonde walks into a bar, carrying a poodle under one arm and a 6 foot salami under the other. The Bardtender says, ‘So, I don’t suppose you’d be needing a drink?’ The blonde says……"
"I definitely do, after what just happened to me."
The bartender says “I’m so sorry. What happened?”
The blonde says, “Well, my boyfriend and I were just about to make love, when out of nowhere the crazy bastard says ‘I’m gonna pound my favorite bitch with my giant sausage’. So I grabbed them both and got the hell out of there!”"
- John Bender; Breakfast Club
- Reddit User tyzik
So as some people might know, in Breakfast Club, John Bender tells a joke while climbing through the vents, and that his actor completely improvised it and never had a punchline in mind.
So a reddit thread was started up asking to finish the joke, and the first one right away perfectly finished the joke.
I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up.
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